Joy Toy, Kaye Blegvad
A novelty item about despair, and an aid to finding your way out of it. Just like in life, it's quite hard to reach joy, and you often spend a lot of time hanging around in apathy & ennui, and yes, I'm afraid you slip into abject misery pretty frequently. But the hope of joy is always there to get you back on your feet and fighting again. All will be well.
Gold colored metal, with black lettering and the word "joy" in red enamel. 2.5" across.